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Family Time
so it has been awhile. sorry about that. I could sit here and write a long entry about all the crazy crap i have been up to, but i would really rather tell you about two of the best things to happen during my family reunion.
At the house we stayed at on martha's vineyard for my family reunion there was a kids library that had childrens books and games. One of the most amazing games EVER was found sitting on it's shelves, Roots. That's right, someone made a game on the mini series Roots. As if that wasn't mind blowing enough we discovered the best (or worst i guess) square on the board, "Slavery. Go Back To Africa." To answer your next two questions, no i did not steal it even though i wanted to because it wouldn't fit in my suitcase.
The second most memorable moment came when 18 of us were sitting at the table for dinner and my (suprisingly not stoned) brother says in a voice loud enough to shush everyone at the table "hey uncle pete! I've got one for you, how do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her!" and for about 15 seconds Dave, my cousin Christi and I are the only people who laugh, everyone else looks shocked, angry or bewildered. Eventually a few people begin to nervously chuckle and my dad shoots Dave a look of death and tells him they will talk later.